Sadly, this evening, at approximately 9:30 EST, Senator John McCain of Arizona's face was found in his Phoenix home, slumped over it's favorite neck. The senator was found wearing only an American flag lapel pin and was later declared to be just absolutely hideous and terrifying by medical examiners as well as an overwhelming majority of the people of these United States of America. Although, you may not have agreed with his ideals or his political policies, we can be certain that the hearts and minds of the American people, as well as people all across the globe, are with him this evening. His looks are survived by his markedly less than ugly, but seemingly soulless wife Cindy and his seven children: Douglas, Andrew, Sidney, Meghan, John, James, and Bridget . The country bids a fond farewell to the long forgotten good looks of an allegedly great man this evening. They will be sorely missed.Senator John McCain's Good Looks (1936 - 1980)
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